(Inspired by the real life responses of real Fat Free Mama’s)
You’ve been a good girl…. you fed, clothed, loved and supported your family all year. You hardly got any P.M.T, and you made Mama Theresa look ordinary and WHAM … you get ‘this’ for Christmas …. Where’s the fairness? …What should you do when your partner buys you a gift voucher to a Fat Free Mama voucher for this January?
Firstly, DON’T kill, divorce or cause him harm – he’s the daddy.
2nd Don’t Panic – He still loves you and thinks it’s going to make you feel better. He doesn’t care how you look because he thinks you’re beautiful. He is however probably fed up of your moaning about being tired, needing new jeans and more hours in the day …
3rd Look on the bright side – he might just be right about you feeling fitter stronger and more like your old self again. (Which you don’t have to admit to of course)
4th When you’re fitter, stronger and more fabulous than ever, you can kick his butt much more effectively
5th Immediately response to GAP (Goal Achieval Pride) Mode is to complain loudly that you’ve shrunk and don’t fit your clothes anymore and TAKE YOURSELF SHOPPING!!
…..What to do when your GIRLIES buy you a Fat Free Mama Boot Camp voucher
The ONLY thing to do – buy them one right back. Tell them it’s because you love them and that suffering in company is more fun.